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I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Tags: | Stephen Fry,Funny,Me,Need,

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Tags: | Albert Einstein,Funny,Common Sense,

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Tags: | Luis Bunuel,Funny,Matter,Something,

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Tags: | George Burns,Funny,Past,People,

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.

Tags: | Rowan Atkinson,Funny,Child,Know,

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.

Tags: | Mindy Kaling,Funny,Parents,Racism,

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'

Tags: | Claude Pepper,Funny,Value,Green,

Man cannot live by bread alone: he must have peanut butter.

Tags: | James A. Garfield,Funny,Man,Live,

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

Tags: | O. Henry,Funny,Time,Women,

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Tags: | Anthony Burgess,Funny,Sleep,World,

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!

Tags: | Mitch Hedberg,Funny,Cloud,Wrong,

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Tags: | Jerry Seinfeld,Funny,Day,World,

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

Tags: | J. B. Smoove,Funny,Live,Changes,

You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie: there's a lot of funny stuff. It's definitely amusing, and paying 99 cents for a samurai sword is amazing.

Tags: | Al Madrigal,Funny,Shopping,Sword,


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