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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

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