Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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