How young can you die of old age?
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad stuff is extra-worse. The silences are extra-silent. The good stuff is amazing. It's electric when you walk out there. For 90 minutes, you're on this other planet.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
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