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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

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I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don't do a ton of it.

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If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money.

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Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort.

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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