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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

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It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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