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People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

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At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is.

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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

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I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.

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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

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I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

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I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.

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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

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