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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

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My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

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Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

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