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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

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You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

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You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.

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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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