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I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats: then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

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The first time I sang in the church choir: two hundred people changed their religion.

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