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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

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Never have more children than you have car windows.

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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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