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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

Tags: | Elayne Boosler,Peace,Thankful,Community,

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

Tags: | Elayne Boosler,History,Thankful,Community,

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

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