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It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?

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I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

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When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.

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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.

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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.

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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.

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