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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.

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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

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