When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
I don't care about how I look: I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn't care about being cool.
Fear is not one of my attributes.
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You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge.
You don't see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can't play the game. I can't - my tolerance - I know I'm getting old: I'll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I'm getting old? 'Cause my tolerance level is low.
People like rumors. They're going to say things like, 'You was at the club with Lil' Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.' You can't get upset. You've got to keep hope alive.
I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian: I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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