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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.

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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged: it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

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